I've decided there's too much going on in the world to even be able to comment. I'm in denial.
Instead, this is what people googled this week to find this blog:
australia love it or fuck off
was this search ironic? i hope so. if not, methinks it be you who should fuck off
men in miniskirts
an old favourite. i had no idea this was such a common fetish.
fat chef costume
i'd really like to meet the person who is actively searching for this costume. hopefully not for their 20th school reunion. then again...
1 month old twins
if you land here looking for twin advice i really really hope i don't discourage you...it does get better...one day you will sleep again, i promise...
um....what? i'm trying not to take it personally.
will people know i'm snooping on facebook
no they won't. oh god, i hope they won't. a friend came over yesterday to borrow the internet and when she typed in her email password the name of one of my exes came up in the search list suggestions and she squealed with scandalous victory at having caught me at late-night snooping. oh the shame of it.
maggots in cheese
yep. all that and more. it's France, after all...